Tim Cimbura

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The Future of My Daughters

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Our girls have their future life figured out. Tonight, we asked them about it.

What kind of husband are you looking for?
Arianna (age 7) – “I want a guy with brown hair that loves me. He should not be allergic to anything. He should know how to dance, work at the Apple Store, and love God.”

Where are you going to live?
“We’ll live in North Oaks West because there are lots of trees and deer there. My husband should like deer.”

Are you going to have any kids?
“I’m going to have five kids and give two to Brielle. The two girls I keep will be named Cimburia and Elisia. The boy will be Alex.”

Brielle (age 5)
“I’m going to live next door to Arianna and adopt two kids from Arianna. I’ll have one girl named Elise and one boy named Jack. The boy’s nickname will be Michael Jackson.”

OK…any boys age 0-11…you need to wait 20 years before these girls are available. (Dad)

Trampolining!

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Tried something new a couple of days ago…Trampolining! A new place opened nearby called Zero Gravity devoted to bouncing around. Fun new things you can try:

  • bouncing from trampoline to trampoline like you’re on the moon and off the wall.
  • dunking basketballs.
  • letting out your aggressions by throwing nerf balls at others in a game of dodgeball.
  • flipping into a huge foam pit.

It was super fun and I want to go again…but be prepared. One hour is long enough and you will be sore for a couple of days afterwards which proves it’s great exercise.

Flash Mob Fun

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Ever since seeing the “I Gotta Feeling” flash mob on Oprah, one of the things on my personal bucket list was to participate in a dance flash mob…so when I heard about one a few weeks ago I was quick to say “yes”. At first I was pretty intimidated by the length of the dance routine but after some practice I was able to figure it out. The real fun took place on Tuesday August 16 at noon in front of the IDS Tower smack dab in the center of downtown Minneapolis across from Macy’s.

So here’s the edited video. You can see me walking in on the left side at about 1:34 into the video. I’m kind of in the back row but you can see me sometimes as one of the few guys actually participating. During rehearsal the choreographer told us that “real men dance” for some encouragement. Sure is a great way to get some fun exercise. Brenda and the kids were there, too watching nearby.

 

Appreciating What You've Got

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Comedian, Adam Corolla, talked about what makes America great on the Jay Leno show last night. It really helps put perspective on how rich we are…

“Griffith Park is the greatest place on earth. It’s why the US is number one. I take the kids there to ride donkeys and go in a circle… In other countries their donkeys have to work for a living…dragging lumber and coal…. Then they get in a miniature train and that thing goes in a circle… Then you go see a fountain with clean drinkable water that we don’t need just firing it up in the air and down the drain. We have so much as a country we don’t even need the water. You want to irrigate or drink? We don’t care. Fire it up in the air…and then if you look IN the fountain you see money! They were weighing my trousers down so we decided to throw money into the thing of clean water while the donkeys go in a circle. That’s why we’re number one.”

No Soliciting

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We got so tired of door to door interruptions at our home we placed a sign up on the door. It has eliminated a lot of unnecessary the traffic…use it if you like… Download the simple No Soliciting Sign.

NO SOLICITING
(unless you’re selling girl scout cookies)
We’re sure you’re a nice person with a worthy charity,
ideas to share, or great products to sell but
please DO NOT ring the door bell or knock.
We already give to charity, support great ideas,
and search out services we need on the internet.
Have a great day!
(If you’re a friend or neighbor just stopping
by to say hello, we’d love to see you.)